Ilani Casino No Poker Room

MrV
  1. Ilani Casino Resort Hotel Rooms
  2. Ilani Casino Concerts
  3. Ilani Casino Hotel Rooms

January 22 - January 26See Poker Room Podium for details Win your share of over $150,000 cash this January! Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays $200 11AM-2AM Thursdays $300 11AM-4AM Fridays and Saturdays $400 11AM-6AM Sunday High Hands $100 + The Big Game Block Pick Every 30 Min 12PM-12AM. $10,000 The Big Game Block. Dec 05, 2019  ilani: Ilani Casino, don't waste your time - See 275 traveler reviews, 21 candid photos, and great deals for Ridgefield, WA, at TripAdvisor. Decided to go see the Ilani Casino for myself after reading the mixed reviews. Hardly anyone playing.Donated $60.00 in the reel machine and was done in 10 minutes! No video poker machines in the.

Portlanders now have a casino much closer to home than before; the Cowlitz tribe, in partnership with Mohegan Sun, opened Ilani (pronounced AY-LAH-NAY) casino, about fifteen minutes north of Stumptown, at the La Center exit of I-5,
I've been there a few times, inititially to check it out, then to gamble.
I doubt I'll return too often.
Pro:
Brand new; architecturally and design-wise quite modern.
Four craps tables.
BJ pays 3-2.
No loud tones coming from the slot machines.
Con:

Ilani Casino Resort Hotel Rooms

3X4X5X odds on craps, when competition offers 5X odds.
Weird layout; all the services, restaurants, restrooms, stores etc. are on the outside edge of the building; in the center is a circular bar, with gaming between the two. There are designer fish dangling from the ceiling. Seems cavernous.
No self-serve coffee, soft drinks or water: no water fountains.
Almost all modern, penny slots: no older games such as Double Diamond; the slots seem tight: I observed nobody getting a jackpot or even a nice hit.
Smoking / non-smoking sections have no wall or enclosure to separate them.
No buffet.
Unbelievably bad access once off the freeway with several confusing rotaries and insufficient feeder roads into the self-parking area.
Not enough ticket redemption machines, and the ones there are not clearly marked or visible from any sort of distance.
By report, expensive bar drinks, poorly made after a very long wait.
Ugly, purplish design on the carpet.
Overall: new, but ... meh.
'What, me worry?'
FleaStiff

No loud tones coming from the slot machines.
Con:
3X4X5X odds on craps, when competition offers 5X odds.
No self-serve coffee, soft drinks or water: no water fountains.
Almost all modern, penny slots: no older games such as Double Diamond; the slots seem tight: I observed nobody getting a jackpot or even a nice hit.
Smoking / non-smoking sections have no wall or enclosure to separate them.


Good for a subdued slot machine, but with no one watching over the payouts, why should they be generous?
3x4x5x versus 5x has been debated: 345 is faster and easier to detect dealer errors, easier on surveillance. Mathematical difference is fully consumed by one tip to the Tray Lizard.
Given the sanitary condition of free soda machines and water fountains, it is perhaps a 'pro' rather than a 'con'.
Paradigm
I'll be heading down there from Seattle on my June WA trip. Thanks for the report.
So you would go to Spirit Mountain instead? I thought the distance to Portland would be a huge competitive advantage for Ilani? The surrounding tribes were protesting profusely about such...Ilani will certainly hurt Lucky Eagle and the most southern WA tribal properties (e.g. Red Wind) to the extent they were getting play from Portland.
And the La Center card rooms have to be getting crushed...does Ilani have a Poker Room?
MrV
Ilani has no poker room; is that a sop for the La Center privately owned card rooms? Dunno.
I usually gamble at both Spitir Mtn and Chinook Winds.
I prefer Chinook Winds because I often have use of a house in Lincoln City for overnight stays, and that coastal town just hits all the right buttons for me.
Spirit Mtn. is in the middle of nowhere, with nothing else nearby to do.
I've been to both casinos a couple times since Ilani opened, and Chinook Winds shows maybe a small decrease in traffic, whereas Spirit Mtn. is really feelilng the pain, with foot traffic maybe fifty to sixty or so percent of what it was before.
As an example, it used to be impossible to get on the craps game there on the weekend, but since Ilani opened there's always plenty of room at the rail.
Boz
Thanks for the review V, good stuff. While I probably will never get there to play, I like reading reviews of casinos and seeing what others observe in them.
And as a total side note, I was driving in Florida last week and saw a sign that said 'Lutz' 26 miles. I thought of you immediately, small world!
Paradigm
Agree V on all you said about Spirit (middle of nowhere & not much else to do) and Chinook (coastal town is much nicer). But you are talking over 2 hours from Portland to Chinook vs. 45 mins to Ilani...guess it depends where in Portland area you are coming from, but I would think that distance differential is a big deal for a lot of Portlanders.
MrV
There's no question that Ilani is now the closest casino to Portland, and it is siphoning players from the other casinos, mainly Spirit Mtn.
The folks at Spirit Mtn. recently completed a very nice remodeling of their facilities, hoping to staunch the inevitable bleeding.
For me, it is well worth the extra distance involved in traveling to the Oregon casinos, as I play at both of them each trip, and find them superior to Ilani, each in their own way.
The Oregon casinos offer the slot game(s) I like, and use a RNG; Ilani does't offer the games I like, and the ones they have are the inferior VLT type (think: 'pull tabs').
No doubt Spirit Mtn. will survive, but I expect there will be lay-offs to account for the inevitable drop in patronage and income; I can only hope they don't tighten up their slots even more to try to squeeze out a few extra bucks.
Were they smart, they'd actually LOOSEN them a bit, have it verified by someone reputable, and trumpet that fact loud and long through the media, to actually offer something worth driving the extra distance for.
Here's a vid which gives a good look at Ilani: pre-opening vid
DeMango

I was driving in Florida last week and saw a sign that said 'Lutz' 26 miles. I thought of you immediately, small world!


Ah yes, The putz from Lutz.
Still alive, so split them fives!
Free Mdawg!

This is where good company, great cocktails and top performers inspire unforgettable nights. Join us at Muze Lounge for great shows any day of the week. Rotating drink specials, and an open dance floor keeps the fun flowing at all hours. Events are free*, so come in anytime and check out our upcoming shows.

*free unless otherwise stated

Experience

  • - Live Bands
  • - Viewing Parties
  • - DJ’s
  • - Talent Shows
  • - Karaoke
  • - Special Events

HOURS

  • UFC 246 ViewingSaturday, 1/18
  • Patrick Lamb and the Hit FactorySaturday, 1/18
  • Harmonious FunkSunday, 1/19

Thrills Every Weekend

Get a taste of our nightlife at Muze Lounge. Experience the unique, energetic ambiance right in the middle of all the entertainment at ilani. Walk in any time, order a delicious handcrafted cocktail, and let the thrills begin!

  • Open Dance Floor
  • Live Bands Every Weekend
  • Rotating Drink Specials

Free Shows

Ilani Casino Concerts

Spontaneity is at the heart of Muze Lounge. No need to plan ahead - just walk in and enjoy the show. With a full-service bar and great tunes, you’ll have a good time, every time.

  • New Lineup Every Weekend
  • Shows are Always Free
  • Open Seating - Walk in Anytime

Near All the Action

In the mood for some slots? A round of poker? You’re a short distance away from our casino floor. Muze Lounge offers a full view of all the action at ilani. Sit in view of the gaming fun and make the casino a part of your visit.

  • In the Middle of All the Action
  • On-Site Bar Inside the Lounge
  • Near the Casino Floor

FAQ

No, please arrive early to grab an available seat.

It is entirely free to enter Muze Lounge. You must be 21 to enter.

Eddie Money, DJ Shift, Night Ranger, Curtis Salgado, and Sugar Ray to name a few!

Tickets are not needed for Muze Lounge events. Please check our schedule of events page for information on upcoming shows.

Sign Up for Our Newsletter

Want to receive updates on the latest shows, headliners and stand up acts? Sign up for our newsletter today to stay in the know.

Indulge & Let Loose

End the night at our swanky 360 Bar or Muze lounge. Order a drink, relax by the intimate stage and enjoy the many shows we have going on every weekend.

Ilani Casino No Poker Room

Enjoy the Rose & Thorn bar & restaurant flowing with a vast selection of bourbons and spirits or enjoy a more casual fare at Smashburger. The choice is yours with our 9 dining options!

Ilani Casino Hotel Rooms

Find everything you need at the Cowlitz Trading Post, gush over the gorgeous jewelry at Ruby Blue or pick up some apparel at our chic Marshall Rousso retail store.